- Once bitten twice shy.
- Checking out if this is a worthy investment.
- Since the girl offered, it's silly not to take it, after all, she is independent and capable.
2) Why men squirm when they hear 'dear, let's open a joint account.'
- Once bitten twice shy.
- From young, parents teach their kids 'your money is your money, don't let your wife hold your purse'
- What if things don't work out? Would it be a greater mess with money invovled?
3) Why men flush half way thru the peeing process?
- Once bitten twice shy... ... nothing to bite...
- They think a few drops would go unnoticed.
- They believe they have finished even though it's half way...
Why... why do women even bother writing about men... why?
Ribena
5 comments:
do they really flush halfway?
should be... otherwise they pour beer in?
Ribena
I am sorry but what does once bitten twice shy gotta do with men flushing half way?
You sending my tots all over the place?!
Rene, open to imagination... :)
3 BECAUSES:
1) Because they're not interested in the girl, and don't want her to get the wrong idea.
2) Because with a joint account, what is hers is hers and what is yours is hers. And alimony... man let's not even go there.
3) Because they like to see the pee stream mixing with the swirl of flush water. Fun.
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