Say it Men!

Ever wondered what men talk about when they come together?

I call it SLS - Sports, Lobang, and Sex.

Last topic is usually the best of the lot *wink*wink*, according to preference of the "raging hormones" population.

SPORTS
- Just an appetiser, a conversation - starter
- Ronaldo (he's cute), Rooney, Man-U, Federer..etc etc
- World Cup and EPL (swear by the game, and sex suddenly becomes unimportant)

LOBANG
- Male bonding. Somehow man make it in life, thro the help of frens (aka"bro")
- So lobangs are always welcomed.
- Mine you, its called lobang, not "assistance" - twitching a men's ego do you no good~!

SEX
- The last and the most important.
- Its considered the Main Course although its taken last.
- Having breakfast and tea breaks with the Salesmen always bring new insights, new findings.
- Men just cant stop talking about which pandak (aka arse) is "inviting", whose airport runway seems obvious today and why it was Mount Fuji that day, how they ridicule the use of Push Ups and last but not least, how they classify the gals in the office.
- Men cant think multi-faceted, so its a simple segmentation of UFO or non-UFO.
- "What does UFO mean huh?" with a curious eyebrow raised. ok this is rude, but UFO means..
- "Un-f**** Objects"

Uncouth salesman I have in the office. I wonder what they say about me (behind my back)!!!!

Conversations with them are often a diluted version cos we gals are there. Imagine if we werent there, where would Mt Fuji and Pandaks lead to~~~~

~6th Sense~