Coolest Hens' Nite Ever! Why?
Because
1. Our Aunty (Mother of 2 teenage daughters) organised the Hens' At St James Power Station for my sis-in-law who is getting married this Sat. All the female cousins from both sides of the family turned up...total 10 of us (Age range from 17.5years to late 40s).
2. It was Ladies Nite - FREE entry, FREE drinks! 2 guy looking lesbian friends get in free too...
3. Aunty made underage daughter make a fake ID to ensure she could enter.
4. Aunty had first tequila shot with her daughter.
5. We all taught aunty how to do the 20th Century dance... she learnt REALLY fast.
6. Aunty dirty danced with all the other hens....
7. Absolutely fun Bachelorette dice & card games. Dice Game Rules... we through the dice. Bride does what the first dice shows with who as indicated on the second dice. Card Game Rules: We select all the cards we deem 'appropriate' for the bride to do and have her pick a few to fulfill...
8. 5 Things the bride did:
(i) Dance intimately with a really fat and huge, but spontaneous and sporting guy...
(ii) Dance intimately with a short, Asian guy on the platform.
(iii) A sporting French man presented the bride with a lapdance on a bar stool at the center of the platform.
(iv) We found a Portuguese guy to say something really dirty to her in his language and then give her a kiss... He said "I wish u all the best for your wedding". Our eyes rolled... The bride was told, "He wants to F*** with you all night long." (her jaw dropped).
(v) Locate a man who is not wearing an underwear.
Best of all, everything was captured on camera... when bride looked thru the camera during supper, she didn't even remember the lap dancing portion...
9. Waterfall had to be lighted twice... coz bride took a sip n stopped after that... eventually she took a few more sips but most of which was shared amongst the other hens. Afterall, we wanted a high bride... not a totally drunk bride.
10. We were caught on camera (media & others) all night... coz we were probably the noisiest bunch of girls aka women around...
Now, is that cool or what?
Ribena
my last party trip... one i couldn't siam...sis-in-law, tell me how to siam... caught in media camera some more... will i get sacked from work? (you will understand my worry if u knew where I was working). BUT i really enjoyed myself, danced sooo much, laughed so much and simply had so much fun! This must be one of the most fun night I've had in all my years of partying (before). Above all the dancing n laughing, I got to hold the hands of a French man, Portugese man and a really short guy... 3 new hands in a night other than my hubby's spongy fingers :D That's fun enough for me... hehe
1. Our Aunty (Mother of 2 teenage daughters) organised the Hens' At St James Power Station for my sis-in-law who is getting married this Sat. All the female cousins from both sides of the family turned up...total 10 of us (Age range from 17.5years to late 40s).
2. It was Ladies Nite - FREE entry, FREE drinks! 2 guy looking lesbian friends get in free too...
3. Aunty made underage daughter make a fake ID to ensure she could enter.
4. Aunty had first tequila shot with her daughter.
5. We all taught aunty how to do the 20th Century dance... she learnt REALLY fast.
6. Aunty dirty danced with all the other hens....
7. Absolutely fun Bachelorette dice & card games. Dice Game Rules... we through the dice. Bride does what the first dice shows with who as indicated on the second dice. Card Game Rules: We select all the cards we deem 'appropriate' for the bride to do and have her pick a few to fulfill...
8. 5 Things the bride did:
(i) Dance intimately with a really fat and huge, but spontaneous and sporting guy...
(ii) Dance intimately with a short, Asian guy on the platform.
(iii) A sporting French man presented the bride with a lapdance on a bar stool at the center of the platform.
(iv) We found a Portuguese guy to say something really dirty to her in his language and then give her a kiss... He said "I wish u all the best for your wedding". Our eyes rolled... The bride was told, "He wants to F*** with you all night long." (her jaw dropped).
(v) Locate a man who is not wearing an underwear.
Best of all, everything was captured on camera... when bride looked thru the camera during supper, she didn't even remember the lap dancing portion...
9. Waterfall had to be lighted twice... coz bride took a sip n stopped after that... eventually she took a few more sips but most of which was shared amongst the other hens. Afterall, we wanted a high bride... not a totally drunk bride.
10. We were caught on camera (media & others) all night... coz we were probably the noisiest bunch of girls aka women around...
Now, is that cool or what?
Ribena
my last party trip... one i couldn't siam...sis-in-law, tell me how to siam... caught in media camera some more... will i get sacked from work? (you will understand my worry if u knew where I was working). BUT i really enjoyed myself, danced sooo much, laughed so much and simply had so much fun! This must be one of the most fun night I've had in all my years of partying (before). Above all the dancing n laughing, I got to hold the hands of a French man, Portugese man and a really short guy... 3 new hands in a night other than my hubby's spongy fingers :D That's fun enough for me... hehe
6 comments:
That does sound like a fantastic night out.
Random thoughts:
- I understand your worry about having media cameras capturing your rapture. Its an occupational hazard when you work in the Ministry Against Music, Alcohol & Dancing-That-Involves-Bodily-Contact. I hope they at least pay good bonus.
- That a lot of different hands you held in one night. And I've honestly never seen "spongy" used as an adjective to "fingers" before. Very interesting. You must make your hubby wash the dishes, after all, his fingers are built for that.
- Sigh, the last time I danced intimately with a girl, it lasted 5 seconds. You see, I can barely dance, much less dance intimately. When I do dance, people think I'm doing an impression of mating seals, or I have fleas, or I'm having epilepsy AND fleas. Usually a bouncer escorts me out (after he picks himself up from rolling around in laughter).
Bet your hen fun was more fun, Ribena.
:)
1) they do pay better bonuses n perks than all my previous jobs.... pay aside...
2) I used "spongy" coz i was trying to avoid words like chubby, fat and yet i wanted to put that message across... and yes, it's frequently moist like sponge... haha..
3) I'm sure u can do better than mating seals after a few drinks... a waterfall might help kick start the night, on second tots... better not, u'd prob be gone in mins.
4) I was struggling to stay awake by 1am and completely didn't appreciate the music in any of the rooms at MOS... so hen fun? let u decide on that...
Ribena
After a few drinks I dance like drunk mating seals on heat cranked up to boiling point.
And about being "gone in mins after a waterfall", ahem... let's not remind me. Sigh, days of being young.
:)
ok, you both should stop flirting with each other.
OH PLEASE... saya happily married to spongy hands... no need flirt w a lemming... unguided some more... worst still... dance like a mating seal... and the list goes on...
Dear Ms Davidoff Aunte Bitch,
clubbing is not in my blood. dancing is...please get your facts right.
that aside... who's the psycho one now... again, please get your facts right.
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Ribena still capable of bitching...like u said, some things never change :D
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