Its tough being a pimp.
You think its hard getting people to part with 20 cents for a Flag Day cause? Try getting them to part with $5. Armed with our props (that even included advertisement), we managed to raise 30 bucks tonight through 'sale' of kisses from the birthday girl.
The AMs: Think we were trying to rip them off.
The Indians with the posh accents and Bollywood looks: Think we were begging for crumbs.
The local boys: Were predictably boring. Preferred to look from the sidelines with sheepish smiles with looks that say “I can kiss better than that,” but yet ran for the mothers when we approached them.
The men with girlfriends: Had absolutely no balls. The girlfriends seemed more sporting.
The gays asked: "Can we kiss a boy instead?" I am not making this up.
But there were some good moments. Like the cheeky tall fellow who asked little questions and offered $10 for the Euro-style double kiss. He even told us to spend the money wisely. And the cute gay who looked horrified for a moment when he thought tongues were necessary. All in all, 5 men, 6 kisses. Not bad for one hour's of work.
Till your 31st birthday, Nee-san.
~SeamonkeY~
You think its hard getting people to part with 20 cents for a Flag Day cause? Try getting them to part with $5. Armed with our props (that even included advertisement), we managed to raise 30 bucks tonight through 'sale' of kisses from the birthday girl.
The AMs: Think we were trying to rip them off.
The Indians with the posh accents and Bollywood looks: Think we were begging for crumbs.
The local boys: Were predictably boring. Preferred to look from the sidelines with sheepish smiles with looks that say “I can kiss better than that,” but yet ran for the mothers when we approached them.
The men with girlfriends: Had absolutely no balls. The girlfriends seemed more sporting.
The gays asked: "Can we kiss a boy instead?" I am not making this up.
But there were some good moments. Like the cheeky tall fellow who asked little questions and offered $10 for the Euro-style double kiss. He even told us to spend the money wisely. And the cute gay who looked horrified for a moment when he thought tongues were necessary. All in all, 5 men, 6 kisses. Not bad for one hour's of work.
Till your 31st birthday, Nee-san.
~SeamonkeY~
4 comments:
wat kind of kisses?
pecks on oily and sweaty cheeks
good deal for $5. we did rip them off.
That was cool ...hahhaa
Youtubed it?
Got video in the first place?
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