A Blonde Moment

The entire blonde community decided to come together one day to dispel the notion that all blondes are dumb.

Gathering at the stadium, the blondes rallied around the stage as the Emcee kick start the event.

Emcee: Today, we are gathered here to prove to the world that blondes are not dumb!
Blonde Crowd: Yes!!!
Emcee: I need a volunteer for this. Who would like to come on stage?

A blonde walked up the stage.

Emcee: To prove that blondes are not dumb, I shall ask you some questions. (Blonde Girl nodded.) What is 8 x 6?
Blonde Girl: ...43?
Blonde Crowd: GIVE HER A CHANCE! GIVE HER A CHANCE!

Emcee: OK, never mind. Let's go with an easier question...what is 7 + 9?
Blonde Girl: ...12?
Blonde Crowd: GIVE HER A CHANCE! GIVE HER A CHANCE!

Emcee: No worries! One more try...what is 3 + 2?
Blonde Girl: ...5?
Blonde Crowd: GIVE HER A CHANCE!! GIVE HER A CHANCE!!

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Blonde moment aside, that will probably be the crowd reaction when Mello and I take part in a pop quiz event at The Yard next Wednesday. Covering all questions on entertainment, music, the arts, current affairs, general knowledge and possibly every single item under the sun, I foresee that this will be our own undoing...and all the humiliation for....a beer hamper (top prize). And we dun even like beer.

The things we do for cheap thrills.

~SeamonkeY~