Monday, 14 May 2007

She's a Keeper if ...

A long journey from CCK to Pasir Ris, thats a tedious 1 hour ride from one side of the island to the other.

KP and I were very prepared for this journey. We just appeared in the train gleeming with our magazines on hand. Its as if we were saying to each other "look, I have got this to last us till Pasir Ris"

Its nice to have your own read, beside your loved one and yet be able to share the reading every now and then.

KP's digesting his Men's Health while I flip thro Cleo for (hopefully) some nice dress and makeup tips. Nope he aint looking to build muscles, nor lose weight. He just picked the mag up from a pile sitting outside his lift lobby. Unwanted magazine coming to good use! :-)

KP reads "10 ways to know your gal's a keeper!"

Hmm...I raise my eyebrows, eyes wide, push over to have a closer read on this article. Quick check : Am I a keeper?

10 WAYS = SHE's A KEEPER !!

1) Does she take care of herself ?
- if she goes gym and takes care of her grooming, likely you will continue to have that tight ass blasting in your face 10 years down the road.

2) Does she buy u meals and treat you once in a while?
- gone are the days when gals pridefully announce that their bfs pay for every single thing.
- gals are a nice keeper if they spare a thought and share in the burden

3) Does she have her own passion / hobby?
- guys need to have the gals "kept away" especially during EPL and Tennis Matches.
- you dont want a gal calling you 5 times asking you if the match is over and whether u guys can catch the movie that you promised her.

4) Does she have her own purpose and is she in control of her life?
- gals who whine non stop and do nothing to solve their problems aint much a keeper

5) Is she smart and intellectual?
- guys dont want a "yes woman" . A little debate and some intellectual exchanges stir the guy's brain cells.
- look guys sometimes love it when the gal shares something that he doesnt know or have difficulty understanding
- (Irene) - But overdoing it could dash the guy's ego so thread carefully! Crossing the line do you no-good!

6) Does she ask for sex on the first date?
- (Irene) - KP and I dont buy this at all.
- It says gone are the olden days when gals are coy about sex
- Editor says the gal's a keeper if she ask for sex on the first date!!!
- KP says "I would think that gal's loose if she ask for sex on the first date!" 6th sense nods!

------------------------cant remember the remaining 4------------------------------

So baby, am I a keeper ?

Yeh

ok thats good enough!


~6th Sense

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reason #6 was lame. Boo to the editor. If the writer cant think of a good reason to round it up, they should be more original and stick to "9 ways to know your gal's a keeper"

Anonymous said...

from day 1 i hear abt kp and u it seems like wat we discussed the other day with SeamonkeY will very likely fall through haha...