Bipolar Disorder

It's a well proven fact that men and women are bipolar opposites (well, at least for my case). To add on the confusion that men are not mind-readers and women, for some verbal reason just will not say what they really mean, we function better at night and them, in the day.

Just how universal is this theme? When Zaza went to visit a psychic in NZ, the Madame went scientific on her in the middle of predictions. The psychic advised Zaza that the best time for procreation will be at 6am in the morning. That's the only time when both the man and woman can find their balance, become one to make glorious future (or something along those lines). This is not written in the stars according to the-wise-one, it is just plain science.

Kenneth Cole can't function at night. Now before your minds wander, I am not referring to action behind closed doors. He just happens to be more delicate at night and tends to fall asleep real early, leaving me to blog into the night. While I usually toss and turn for a good half-hour before dozing off, the man can go into REM within 10 minutes of being stationary. I've always told him it's like a gift, like one of the heroes on Heroes. It also means, my quality time with him at night is usually constraint by yawns and the gnawing guilt to be nice and let him hit the sack early. On some days I do, on others like tonight, I become difficult.

If you are reading this KC, sorry but I'm just not functioning well tonight either.

~SeamonkeY~