Tuesday, 30 October 2007

Lesson #63 in Social Networking Skills

Answer a question with a question. This is an excellent way of not revealing anything private about oneself and yet remaining an accomplished conversationalist.

"So, when are you getting married?"
(usually asked by the happily just-engaged, the just-marrieds and back from honeymoons, and the ones in their first year of blissful marriage)
You: Smile. "So, when are you having kids?"

"So, when are you having kids?"
(usually asked by the happily just-knocked ups, the proud fathers-to-bes, and the ones who had their bawling baby less than a year ago)
You: Smile. "So, are you still having sex?"

~SeamonkeY~

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHHAHAHHA.... totally cracked me up... totally forgot that i was woozy... Classic!

~ Lara ~

Anonymous said...

COOL
I am gg to try that...the first one is fine, not the second ...SEX still a taboo word...at least among friends and acquaintances.

Close frens,..sex flies all over, its fine