Kenneth Cole and I came up with an ingenious plan celebrate the A. on a budget of $53.20 or some ridiculous figure in view of the big savings plan. You have been warned. Do not embark on this if you are trying to impress some new chick. She will probably think that you are being cheap.
It obviously cannot work because its December. Malls, credit cards and restaurants are all conspiring to take that last dollar from you with the seemingly "in-the-background" Christmas carols, the "exclusive" card privileges and the "eat-now-diet-later" buffets.
So I screwed the budget and signed us up for a CPR Heartsavers course instead. Sure its more than $53.20 but at least there will be some guaranteed heart pumping and mouth-to-mouth action.
~SeamonkeY~
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