Wednesday, 18 February 2009

Things that come back and bite you in the ass

Guy I just met 24 mins ago at a business meeting: Can I ask you a personal question?

SeamonkeY: *confused* Yeah…sure

Guy I just met 25 mins ago: Did you get married late last year?

SeamonkeY: Erm, yes. Were you at my wedding?

Guy who now looked vaguely familiar: Not at the wedding. But I’m the guy who was wearing the sweet round my neck which you had to bit off on your hens night.

Seamonkey: *enlightened* Oh. My. Gawd.

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